I’m sure others have noted this elsewhere, but this trade would have been awesome like, 7-10 years ago.
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Why no “LOLMETS” tag on this?
Ooh, do the Lions ass eating one, next!
Ditto. That’s exactly why we started siphoning them off before the kids got a chance to really realize they had them, and then “re-gifted” as party favors.
Mrs. Perry, is that you?
We took a lot of those plastic toys out of goodie bags and made sure the kids never played with them then, just this past Sunday, in fact, we stuffed all of them into a piñata and gave them away as goodie bag favors for our daughter’s birthday party. It’s not ideal, since that junk is still out there, but it’s at…
It is important to remember that, as of the date of the Raptors winning the championship, it had been 19,035 days since the Maple Leafs last won the Stanley Cup.
My brother stopped in one of those years ago and asked how many people live in that town. The owner told him the population, “and we like it that way.”
My sister in law does that to my brother in law (my wife’s brother). Whenever she does that we all start calling him “my love” or “dearest” or whatever else she called him.
Joke’s on you: there are no building or safety codes in Texas, because, freedom!
“There goes my comeback.”
I came here to post that I’m sure there’s a Timmy’s manager who vehemently disagrees with this headline.
Weird, usually when a guy with a shaved head and camo Bruins jersey (who definitely has a thin blue line Punisher flag behind the squat rack in his basement) and a bro with a flat brimmed backwards hat get together it’s in Harvard’s philosophy department’s faculty meetings.
That’s just rubbing it in to your friends in Hartford.
“I somehow turned into an excuse to discuss a Jonathan Franzen invention that has tormented me for years.”
You’re ten-ply, bud.
Give your balls a tug, ya tit fucker.
Fuck you, Shorsey.