a major nearby city I definitely would have visited more if it were even slightly accessible by public transit from San Francisco

I do, but it’s not worth it. He’s from Buffalo, right? He can do it when the Sabres win the Cup (it’s funny just to type that!).

There’s a direct relationship between the number of empty tins of Skol in a center console/flatness of hat brim and which option in your question is correct.

Yeah, it was a weird lapse by Gretzky, that’s for sure. 

I actually grew up a Wings fan in San Jose and like the Wings more than the Blues - that goal was among the greatest moments of my childhood.

Sorry. Obligatory. 

As a Sharks fan, I really hope the Blues can save society from a Boston team winning another championship. Good luck, boys.

Imagine the egg on Jordan’s (red ass) face when he learned what the Hastert Rule really is after bragging at the GOP freshman orientation that he’d been following it for years. Priceless!

As great as he’s playing, Hughes is probably better and will be a (slightly) better pro, but probably in the Ovi/Malkin draft dilemma way.  

He looks like a mulletless Jagr out there. So basically, Jagr without his powers.

Counterpoint: it’s super cute to see a 2 - 4 year old super proud of dressing themselves and noticing that their shoes are on the wrong feet (and shirt is inside out and pants are on backwards, if being worn, at all).

As Adam Serwer said, the cruelty is the point. 

In all seriousness, I love these hires for the Lakers and am almost as excited for them as I was when they hired Magic. I should also probably note that I’m a Warriors fan.

The best practical advice I ever got was to discipline one parent at a time. When my wife has to discipline one of the kids I want to jump in, too, but that’s just piling on. One parent disciplines and the other stays quiet and supports the other, even if you disagree with what they’re saying.

Exactly. 

Not cool, man, describing me to perfection in your comment. 😀

Fair enough. In that case he should especially be changing onside because he should know better in the 2nd period.

I came here to say exactly this. It’s the second period. Change onside, or if you don’t, jump the boards and certainly don’t wait for the door to open when you’re in the zone. And no matter what, hustle off and be aware of the play. I learned that as a kid and my kid who plays mites knows that, too.

Haha - good luck with that coworker!

because of a brutal offsides call on a line change that didn’t affect the play at all