That’s not what she said, however. She literally said,

It’s absolutely your right to include your spouse. I did mine in my three pregnancies and births. But ultimately it was my decision. The mother is the patient in the end. The decision (whether arrived at jointly or not) must come from her voice/ hand. The father is not signing the forms, etc.  

I agree. I would invite input from my husband (equal partner in marriage) throughout my pregnancies (and I’ve had three), but ultimately any decisions were mine in the end because it was my body. It could be a joint decision in that we both came to the same conclusion, but there is a reason the mother is the patient…

“If Mayte and Prince knew that they would continue the pregnancy regardless of any genetic screening results, then there’s no reason to get the test done.”

That Prince headline is making me feel a lot of things. On the one hand, having been through the same - the loss of an infant, I totally understand. You never, ever get over it.

Oh, honey. They said an entire bottle of wine, not an entire bottle of whiskey. If we all got help every time we drank a bottle of wine, there would be no economy left.

Oh, go fuck yourself. I just drank a bottle of wine at my desk.

This! Honestly, it’s not that fucking hard to drink a bottle of wine in one night! So many variables! How long is a night? 2, 4, 5 hours? Are you legitimately enjoying what you’re drinking and just want more of it? Do you do this every night of your life, 365 days a year? Is the wine heavy bodied or light bodied? Too…

“I want my kids to know there is no shame in getting help when you need it, and to be a source of strength for anyone out there who needs help but is afraid to take the first step.”

Damn, judgemental much? I don’t know if you think you’re helping but condescending bullshit like this is unwelcome and unhelpful. Get help with your ass hat reactions. Get help soon. Seriously.

I’ve done it plenty of times. I’ve been spiralling a lot lately. I’ve thought about going for help but then I stop myself. Hopefully something changes soon because this is not the way to go.

Yes. Racial hatred isn’t merely a different opinion.

That would be nice if it were equal opportunity, but I suspect this is like the slut/stud dichotomy.

That makes two gigantic asses in this relationship, or maybe three?

So are Marc Anthony and Ben Affleck...

For the lulz.

I’m not one, but I can sarcastically pretend to be if it helps brighten your day

My husband likes pussy, he’s not a desperate violent douche so threatened by his hatred of women that he has to simulate pedophilic rape or protect those who do as an internet troll. Boy, bye!

Who the fuck said I wanted to date you?

Chad is the male equivalent of Becky. But I think this guy has Derek face.