That makes two gigantic asses in this relationship, or maybe three?

So are Marc Anthony and Ben Affleck...

For the lulz.

I’m not one, but I can sarcastically pretend to be if it helps brighten your day

My husband likes pussy, he’s not a desperate violent douche so threatened by his hatred of women that he has to simulate pedophilic rape or protect those who do as an internet troll. Boy, bye!

Who the fuck said I wanted to date you?

Chad is the male equivalent of Becky. But I think this guy has Derek face.

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

in regards to your comment to boredatwork: abusive assholes misrepresent themselves intentionally, and study how to fool people into thinking they are decent until they have someone’s trust, and then when they have you alone they strike. and here you are blaming women’s lack of discernment for that.

Hard to report trouble when all the neighbors are dead.

i honestly don’t understand how someone could pay for companionship. this is something i will never understand about men, how many are willing to do that. i can’t fathom the level of desperation and loneliness (and whatever else is going on, the commoditisation of human interaction) it would take to prompt someone to…

I quit my soul-crushing job last week and I’m moving far, far away next month. Excited about a new beginning.

your sample is biased because men who know they need help in the bedroom come to you—that means they are already willing to acknowledge that they need help, and are willing to accept instruction. many men are not so willing to accept instruction from their female lovers, because many men are insecure and deal with…

Been there too exactly. How graphically clear can you get? Literally DON’T STOP DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING YES (isn’t that what they want for crissake? They are actually being successful but....what?? why??) and then they totally change it. WHY??? And then I hear some stand up frazzled male comedian saying “whyyyy don’t…

I don’t get why anyone would think porn could teach them anything about lovemaking. Well, maybe that newfangled kind that they seem to be making primarily with women in mind.

I hear you on that. I gave this one a few chances because he was nice enough and I hoped he would listen to explicit directions, but nope. ...sigh...

you don’t seem to be aware of how many men refuse instruction. lots of women are capable of saying what they like in bed (including myself) but not lots of guys are good at accepting that information gracefully.

Hate to say it, but most guys need to stop being sensitive little babies when the woman they’re with offers a suggestion on how to “do it better”. Don’t get insecure, man! Get after it! She’s literally giving you a roadmap to what works for her! Use it!

But there’s an odd phenomenon among some men. If the woman says she likes something the man immediately stops doing it!

So in your view the problem was that she wasn’t having orgasms obediently enough?