Disappointed. There doesn’t need to be a black person on this dysfunctional and ridiculous show. I am very happy for white people to own this nonsense.

I nap and stay in on the weekends. I’m a huge introvert and going out in public just seems like an huge chore after working with the public all week.

So does this count as more or less embarrassing than when George H. W. Bush vomited on the Japanese PM?

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

He’s not actually a successful businessman.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Gimme a fucking break. Her lack of action in the last 2 months shows she doesn’t care a bit. This is a staffer’s tweet. She’s not gonna save us.

Uhhhh, they just saw you in court and you lost, dumbass.

In his defense, yelling “see you in court!” right after a verdict is pretty funny.

Apparently he wants to get into politics, and having kids always makes you look more responsible or something

I feel this way when anyone I like and respect gets pregnant. Just a little part of me dies inside.

Little did you know, you’re on the cutting edge!

show off.

You know I just can’t see what they might have in common…

Before the election I was in Nordstrom’s shoe section and picked up a shoe, saw her name on the bottom, and immediately put it back down. A woman near me looked over and smiled and said “I just did the exact same thing.”  

they are in the process of being systematically destroyed, by executive order, senate confirmation and tweets in the middle of the night.

It’s sad, but a lot of dudes, including myself, have had to go through this way of thinking for a long time. Masculine society really hammers down the idea of sex as THE big goal every guy should achieve. It’s very damaging to a boy’s developing psyche and can really cause some long term damage and confusion around…

Yup, the ones I know are all “No fat chicks and they must be a solid 9 brfore consideration.” Despite the guys being ugly sexist slobs.

The guys I know who won’t shut up about it are lazy men with laughably high standards.