He’s right about the parking thing. That shit is reserved.

and there it is:

because who cares if you just saw it. we are all busy. what are you more busy. also i cant stand people who apologize disingenuously. stop apologizing for your life. you should literally never apologize unless you’ve harmed someone.

I have only one rule of texting me. Don’t.

If only there was a way to communicate that expressed nuance through inflection and tone and volume. Maybe someday.

As a lawyer, I think this will be short lived.

This site laments how older women are disposable by Hollywood, fashion, rest of society, then they turn around and treat a woman who is a star over the decades on a worldwide stage as second thought.  

I want to say Kylie Minogue, but we worship the Kardashians, elected donald trump president, and the falcons lost the superbowl. Basically we are living the empire strikes back.

Fuck all the Kylies. Kylies are bitches

Armageddon is truly upon us if we are relying on Lindsey Graham to do the right thing.

Alternate Headline: Vice President Vows to Defy the Will of the People; Confirm Public-School-Hating, Pyramid-Scheme Heiress & Largest Soft Money Donor to GOP Betsy DeVos.

Absolutely! And I was cheering you on.

Dress tastefully,  speak softly, and of course, always wear this pin on your lapel:

Police departments are basically adult fraternities. She probably was not having an easy time before converting to Islam, just on account of being a woman.

Why is being a nice/decent/respectful person so fucking difficult for some people? Assholes.

I can see where you’re coming from, but calling kris-the-needlessly “envious” doesn’t prove your point any better. And it’s not nice. Cmon.

Pregnant ladies are very susceptible to atmosphere. Also, the vapors.

Ugh. Last time I was in Nordstrom I saw this line of perfect patent flats. Style I like, colors, everything. I picked one up with the intent to ask an associate to grab my size, and I saw the Trump label.

I hope by the end of Trump’s presidency, his brand is utterly destroyed. I mean, he or his kids can’t sell anything at all by the end of it all. He has been the most polarizing president in history and it hasn’t been two weeks yet. His kids are clueless dolts who keep thinking they can use this opportunity to do…