Is the dude next to him his lawyer? Rawwwr.

Kendall is such a bad model I don’t even find her pretty anymore.

This is true. Men will waste hours of their lives trying to determine if the woman they’re talking to on OkCupid is fat based on what her neck looks like in photos. They will cancel a date when the woman is already sitting there waiting for him just because she’s too fat to talk to for an hour. (This has happened to…

Sounds like CFS.

I completely agree.

White men are way scarier than brown ones.

These are excellent points.

And then they'll do whatever mental gymnastics are necessary in order to justify that first impression.

And on the flip side, when something good happens to them, it was dumb luck but when something good happens to me, it’s because I deserved it/earned it.

I agree, and I believe that she likely buys into the Madonna/whore thing. She probably thinks that “men have needs” that women don’t have and that she can’t fulfill, and that her wonderful husband who has chosen her, a good woman, as his life partner and mother of his children needs to have sex with “whores” in order…

I want to make paella.

I'm also drinking bourbon and watching Chopped!

“If I squint, maybe people will think I’m cool like my Dad was”.

I don’t find either of them remotely appealing. The one on the left has nice coloured eyes. That’s about all I can say.

Sure! I’ve done Botox and fillers. I started a few years ago (when I was in my late thirties) because I wanted to get rid of a deep vertical line between my eyes that made me look angry all the time. I did Botox first but that didn’t fix it so after that I did filler there, and since then I’ve never needed more. I…

I don’t like the overlap of politics and celebrity. I never have. I find it embarrassing. I still love Obama but it isn’t any less cringe-worthy when he does it. I realize that he’s trying to reach a nation of idiots (Jezebel commentariat excepted) and reality TV is the only way to do that, but I wish he’d rise above…

No one said he was a dick.

You might not know what particular hairstyles are called but you know the difference between hair that looks “good” and hair that doesn’t. As for makeup, all men claim that they hate it...until women stop wearing it or turn twenty. They like makeup that doesn’t look like makeup (i.e. makeup which takes twice as long…

Wow.

Your father sounds terrible. I'm sorry your mother still has to live with him. It's doubly sad that she went from one abusive home to another.