I’m stuck here for at least 5 more years... hopefully I can keep off Live PD (though last year they almost had to chase a guy into the Cinema 18 while I was there :))

Hey a fellow Pasco! I wasn’t here for the train money fiasco, but I hate Rick Scott anyway, and this just adds to the list of reasons. I-4 is dangerous and I don’t want on it if I don’t have to be.

Can I steal this? 

Annnnd I’m done with the Internet for day. Extremely well done.

No, he’s too cartoonish.

Hey I live like 30 minutes from there! Sounds like a good place to leave an upper decker.

Dropped them this weekend when they couldn’t get their shit together enough to even show Antman and the Wasp as an option at my theater, as well as peak pricing abuses.

I did!! Welcome Brent!

Excuse me, but they’re all good dogs, Brent.

r/beetlejuicing ?

This is up there with John Mulaney’s horse-in-a-hospital analogy. It so perfectly encapsulates the problem in the most absurdist way. Bravo, sir.

I’m not sure “wrong” is the word I’d use.

Username checks out.

My GOD this one is impressive. A 12 word acronym AND it makes perfect sense.

I’d actually watch that

Look at the handle, that’s not him.

A 20 minute conversation with her boss?

This is a great take, and something I hadn’t really thought through before. It’ll never affect how I feel about her husband, but I have at least a sliver of respect for her now.