The dibs system is stupid. In Minneapolis when there is 5" or more of snow, they put in parking restrictions for 3 days to clear off all the streets curb to curb. Yes, its a pain in the ass, but then you don’t end up with the dibs system.

Or cyclists just blowing through stop signs without even looking. I hit a guy on a bike doing that once. Luckily I slammed on the brakes so I was only going like 5mph when it happened, but it still knocked him on his ass and bent the hell out of his rims. He wasn’t hurt aside from some scrapes and road rash, and leapt…

Why have laws at all if criminals will just break them, right?

Right? Why does the settlement have to be mutually beneficial? It seems to me like Purdue should basically be shut down for this.

“How many rooms do we need to book at your hotel to make you change your mind, sir?”

Given what all of the rest of the world knows about Trump, why would anyone negotiate in good faith with him? He certainly didn’t learn from North Korea, and still sings their praises as Kim Jong Un laughs all the way back to his missile launcher.

This will seriously be the greatest thing in my life to witness. I’m not sure if he’d throw a tantrum at his election night party or if he would just storm off back to the whitehouse and rage tweet until he passed out.

The problem is that guns have become so much more than a tool. They’re a political stance, they’re a symbol of power, they’re a measure of manhood. I blame the NRA for glorifying gun culture so much.

I kind of feel like he’ll do something like drop out a few days before election day, declare victory and say “Even though I wasn’t running I still got 22 million votes!”

I’m hoping that as his poll numbers get worse and worse he decides to declare victory and then quit the race. That way he can avoid losing and really stick it to the republicans who didn’t lick his ass hard enough.

I think the snap election would probably serve the conservatives who want brexit to happen quickly better than it would the labor and liberal democrats who would prefer to delay it or not Brexit at all.

I just want to go on record saying that I am soundly against the strapless eye patch.

Because they’re human beings.

Can you cite an example of ‘children chopping their cocks off’?

Have you read the green new deal? Its all laid out.

You haven’t seen anything about how the programs have been paid for? Perhaps you should read the policy papers, they explain how its all paid for. Maybe if you did your homework instead of blindly listening to what your preferred right wing media outlet.

you mean like imposing tariffs that raise the prices of the goods we buy from other countries? Huh.....

What’s funny is that 30 years ago the progressive left was the centrist republican party

A lot of second amendment proponents will disagree with you on this. They say that licensing  makes it a privilege, not a right, and that tests also make it so its not an absolute right. Which is stupid, I agree, but you’ll find that the NRA is strongly opposed to such things.

I believe Alexander Hamilton wrote extensively that this was not the intention of the framers of the constitution. If you read Federalist Papers 46, he clearly talks about how the right to bear arms is meant to be in the context of a militia, not so every insecure person could load themselves up with weapons meant…