I’m pretty sure there’s a company that’s only 2 years away from flying cars. https://jalopnik.com/theres-another-announcement-about-a-new-flying-car-and-1821263313

Oh come on, we all know he’s not clever enough to come up with that idea.

This was my thought from the start. Someone is riling them up to get them to rush the border. I remember reading a story about how the state department has people following the caravan, I would imagine some infiltrated it as well.

I’m not sure that Kristjen Nielsen is a very credible source.

This is exactly the shit show that Donald Trump wanted to set up to say “See, these migrants are violent and trying to rush the border!” ugh....so disgusting.

What I don’t get is that aren’t these elevators equipped with brakes to stop them almost instantly if a cable brakes? Isn’t that what the otis safety elevator does? Do they just not do this anymore?

Who says those children can’t get jobs? Child labor laws only prevent children from becoming hard working americans!

So initial quality? Is that like how strong the new car smell is?

How great would it have been to have one of the reporters point out the open fly?

How else are you going to shoot a deer while driving and drinking beer if you have to click the safety off first? Amateurs!

After Cheney did that, I sarcastically said to someone “Hey, watch, the guy he shot is going to apologize for getting in the way of his bullets” and they said “No way, that’s ridiculous”.....then a couple days later.....I don’t think we’ve ever had someone so inherently evil one heartbeat away from the presidency.
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I think everything he knows about the spy game he learned from watching Bored to Death

Not only that, but randomly showing up and asking for tens of millions of dollars in seed money too.

Don’t forget about Turtle McConnell getting yelled at during dinner! Such violence! He was gassy for a week after that!

Remember though, that the right started calling for gun control when the black panthers started arming themselves. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing....

I feel like the unabomber hasn't voted for a very long time

It seems to have been pretty successful actually, they came in, tortured him, cut him up, and then delivered whatever body parts MBJ requested.

I hope you’re not the one at my office that takes conference calls on the shitter.

Where might one find this indisputable public information?

I don’t know what a googly is, but I’m pretty sure it means premarital sex.