If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

Did I just get put on a list for clicking on this post?

That’s what the ziggin and zaggin is for. They’re like alligators, can’t turn quickly.

Unions didn’t suddenly go away 30 years ago. True, we’ve had expansion in sectors that traditionally haven’t been unionized and contractions in industries that are, but if people truly thought they were getting their value per dollar from unions there would be no reason not to join one. Instead, you have people…

Gah. Shut up, Jim Harbaugh. Just shut the fuck up. Not everyone on Earth thinks all problems can be solved through overexuberant, say-nothing coach-speak platitudes. Jim Harbaugh is the direct male corollary to the talking Malibu Stacy doll.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

You know that kid in gradeschool who you find out comes from a really bad home situation so they kinda get a free pass. Like you see the kid eating worms and you go to tease him and then your buddy is like, “hey no, man... his dad drinks and his Mom is on probation...just leave him alone.” And then you feel awful for…

please please please let there be épée people...

NO WAY MAN IT TAKES A SPECIAL PHILLY VIBE TO COAX DELICIOUSNESS FROM SUCH DISSONANT INGREDIENTS AS “MEAT” AND “CHEESE.”

When you used to be able to get a bottle of Pappy 15 for around $70 I felt it was fair. I haven’t seen a bottle in the wild in almost a decade, and knowing the market, I think it’s well overpriced. What sucks is that folk caught on to the fact that WL Weller is off brand Pappy and the price on that went from $13 a…

He’s used to it.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Using Index Match as a combination is going to be more robust in most instances. Vlookup and it’s sibling HLookup can go wrong often. I do like Mr. Excel tutorials. He’s got a ton of Youtube videos as well.

This guy is normal?

The list of “key moments in franchise history” leaves out the time Jack del Rio encouraged players to take swings at a giant log with an axe, as a metaphor for the value of persistence and hard work, and their kicker sliced open his own leg with it, as a metaphor for the irrelevance of persistence and hard work in the…

But twenty years later, which would you rather have: Some batting gloves or a story about the time you got burned by a major leaguer?

Some unsolicited advice, from someone who has hiked 150 mile weeks, each of the last three summers. (That sounds really douchey. Sorry.)

What a stupid answer.

My daughter watched this recently and asked me why kids were so old back in the 70's.