If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

Did I just get put on a list for clicking on this post?

That’s what the ziggin and zaggin is for. They’re like alligators, can’t turn quickly.

Unions didn’t suddenly go away 30 years ago. True, we’ve had expansion in sectors that traditionally haven’t been unionized and contractions in industries that are, but if people truly thought they were getting their value per dollar from unions there would be no reason not to join one. Instead, you have people…

Gah. Shut up, Jim Harbaugh. Just shut the fuck up. Not everyone on Earth thinks all problems can be solved through overexuberant, say-nothing coach-speak platitudes. Jim Harbaugh is the direct male corollary to the talking Malibu Stacy doll.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

You know that kid in gradeschool who you find out comes from a really bad home situation so they kinda get a free pass. Like you see the kid eating worms and you go to tease him and then your buddy is like, “hey no, man... his dad drinks and his Mom is on probation...just leave him alone.” And then you feel awful for…

please please please let there be épée people...

NO WAY MAN IT TAKES A SPECIAL PHILLY VIBE TO COAX DELICIOUSNESS FROM SUCH DISSONANT INGREDIENTS AS “MEAT” AND “CHEESE.”

When you used to be able to get a bottle of Pappy 15 for around $70 I felt it was fair. I haven’t seen a bottle in the wild in almost a decade, and knowing the market, I think it’s well overpriced. What sucks is that folk caught on to the fact that WL Weller is off brand Pappy and the price on that went from $13 a…

Oh your giftcards are down? Call givex. Your credit is down? Call Visa. You need a button change on a saturday? Call back Mon-Fri 8-4. The system froze? Youll loose everything, but just reboot.

Say what you will about Micros but at least they don’t do douchy things like install custom bastardized firmware in receipt printers like Squirrel does. You have to buy the Squirrel branded Epson printers and they’ll only work with Squirrel. Just one of the reasons we switched. (another being the fact that we also ran…

He’s used to it.

I would give you more, but +1 is all I have. : )

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

BA DUMP BA!

This deserves more.

Some unsolicited advice, from someone who has hiked 150 mile weeks, each of the last three summers. (That sounds really douchey. Sorry.)

What a stupid answer.

My daughter watched this recently and asked me why kids were so old back in the 70's.