What about the Eleven?

But...what about the three cicular bumps you’re going to put in the artwork?

and this whole division, well, it sort of has a think-our-shit-don’t-stink vibe

I bet that makes the “Testicular Torsion” card in Cards Against Humanity a much more hilarious card to you than to a lot of people.

I’m trying to get the best possible price on a 4Runner SR5 Premium for my fiance, in Denver. What say you? True Car says $37,800. Seems like I could do better. We test drove our last two potential vehicles yesterday and landed on the 4Runner. Purchasing on cash.

Yep, we’ll be locking the doors at the hotel your in-laws are staying in. So I hope you have space for them when they head back to your place!

Good thing there’s Luke Kennard to slide in the that role.

From a hotel perspective there really isn’t any twisted logic or nefarious goals. I can oversell my hotel by 15% during high season and still fall short. People welch on their hotel reservations at an absurd rate. Of the 15-20% that no-shows I will hopefully get and retain half of their no-show fees. Which they agreed…

Did you know the green skittles are fucking sour apple now? When did we vote on this? What maniac was given carte blanche to fuck up skittles?

Maybe Wilbon just got him confused with a 19th century Jamaican born nerve and lung specialist in Baltimore...easy mistake to make, I say.

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/152-the-car-known-as-the-dale

I have automatic transfers for the amounts I KNOW I can afford to save. Then I have Digit to add any extra that I don’t have the time to figure out. Think of filling a glass. My automatic transfers are the ice cubes to fill the glass, then digit is the liquid to take up the rest of the space.

This is common knowledge around a college party keg. I learned the nose swipe trick practically the moment I walked onto campus. (No joke, it was literally my first night on campus with my roomate at a house party, probably 2 hours after my folks shoved off.)

In other news, Yahoo! still has over 1 billion users, somehow

Its supposed to be 60 tomorrow in Denver, does that help?

You can request they do this...

You want something to really make you go bugfuck insane? Try working somewhere with a revolving door and watch them use the fucking button anyway. Seriously, for fuck sake, there is a significanty more expedient option that is also likely an important part of that buildings HVAC efficiency and it’s literally lazier…

I was talking to my mailman the other day, he said delivering these things is literally the worst part of his job right now. He specifically called out the RH catalog as heavy ass bullshit that he has to lug around to bougie assholes.

Dir of Rousing sounds like a corporate name for a Fluffer.

It would be WAY too slow and you would end up buying almost at a high. Flash Boys along with any other finance book Michael Lewis has written is a great damn read and helps distill some of the craziness of the markets into digesitable tidbits.