Jesus, 88 is especially impressive when you remember this hardass mostly never wore a helmet.

Chang’s little brother Pei Wei is far better.

Also, I’ve never been to a divey local/authentic mexican joint that I would feel remotely safe ordering raw food out of.

I was getting pizza at the upscale brickoven joint by my house the other day. Some total douchebros came in talking about how bad they needed some ‘za. They were saying this uninronically. It took me a beat to figure out the fuck they meant, that was the moment I learned people say ‘za that was also the moment I…

OpenTable is worth it for restaurants that want to use the reservation model. I’ve had it installed in two restaurants that I managed. The in-house system plus the web of users make the fees stomachable, if you’re sufficiently busy the system can work for you. But you have to manage it correctly, as in, ensuring your…

Listen, you can either have a sweet rooftop bar area in your stadium, or you can have a good team. You can’t have both.

Fill the sink with ice and water and spin the bottle/can, takes...what? 5 minutes?

Votto’s heroics saved the Reds’ bullpen from embarrassment.

Fuck man, even Indiana is 3am.

Pardon?

So, none of you have spent any time in a pond in the midwest in summer? Because Dragonflies can go straight to hell.

I’ve never seen this before, it’s awesome. But sadly that driver probably still wakes up and night and wonders why the cop did it.

You’re doing it wrong.

1. Delete all tweets.

bathed in his sweaty fur

FFS, Connecticut to Colorado? Hope you don’t need a call up on the hooskie.

I don’t know how the Gentle Leader was overlooked in the original article. This is the only walking collar we use for our dogs. They’re not even particularly difficult to walk, but the aforementioned issues with walking a dog on a flat collar lead us down this road. Mrs. Boozy is a vet and recommends them to all her…

Indy is a great city for young people. The dining and night life scene has grown leaps and bounds over the past decade. The city itself is clean and the cost of living, particularly for housing is exceptional, as far as value goes. I own a home in one of the more desireable parts of the near north and have had more…

Yeah, all those dilapidated factories in Indianapolis, Minneapolis and Kansas City are really a bummer.

Did I recreate that scene fifty times when I was a teenager? You know I did.