Burneko and Feedbag are the only reason I know about the entire network. I just don’t think politics needs to be on deadspin.

I don’t. The fact they’re there is annoying enough.

Hard Knocks was the best thing that ever happened to the Bengals. Pending Mike Brown (dying/selling team/becoming a clinical vegetable rather than just an assumed one).

The format is invitation enough.

Holy shit. Me too!

Also, tell Burneko to chill the fuck out with the political shit. I come here to suspend thinking about things that matter. Keep that crap on Gawker. Or probably Jezebel, so I can avoid it like the plague it is.

The Pirates winning the NL Central and forcing the Cubs and Birds into the wild card game would be the greatest baseball thing, possibly ever, definitely this season. True or False.

Speaking of fruits with unknown variety. Have you had those God forsaken cotton candy grapes?

“At first blush, apples might seem pretty boring”

This is weird as shit, but I have MoTown Wednesday’s at work. Gets me over the hump in classic style.

Here’s something we can all agree on that was covered only briefly! People who put their roller bags in the overhead bin sideways deserve to have their lungs punctured with golf spikes. That bag was meticulously designed to fit in that bin long ways, and you’re space wasting ass is trying to claim half the bin because…

I’ve never been good at multiple choice, but I’m 100% certain the answer is All of the Above.

I feel like it should be noted that Morehead, Kentucky is aptly nicknamed the “Hardwood Capital of the World”

I still miss the Mega-Cheez Chilito.

We next leveled this shit with our yearly “Stay Classy” party. Which involved ONLY wine to drink, ONLY wine games, Wine-Bongs and Bag-of-Fun with the added bonus of requiring men to be in suits and ladies to be in dresses. God we ruined so many nice clothes.

KEEP THIS SHIT OFF MY SPORTS BLOGS, ASSHOLES. You’re not a politics blog, and I don’t give a fuck about your politics and I don’t want you force feeding me your goddamn political opinions, and in return I keep mine to myself. I don’t come here for politics. I can get that shit anywhere. This isn’t your venue, fuckers.…

No trade. Just straight up let them have him. I’ll suffer a season of AJ McCarron (ala Ryan Fitzgerald) if it means we get a newer, brighter tomorrow free of Andy Dalton under throwing receivers on long routes and over throwing them on everything else.

Where I come from we call this whittling.

Hopefully the Ginger Hammer steps up and takes full control of the roof opening rights to this stadium...

People from the south side can’t afford regualar season tickets. Hence pre-season games are guaranteed sell-outs in Indy.