Haha, at your own risk. My last roommate got a lab in out little apartment, it was a nightmare. But I also prefer fat lazy dogs.

If you get a Dane or any other dog with a large chest cavity you’re looking at an animal prone to bloat. Ask your vet to tack their stomach while they’re doing the spay/neuter any other puppy-related surgery such as a umbilical hernia. They simply staple or stitch the stomach to the cavity wall to help make torsion…

find a hypoallergenic dog, such as a poodle or poodle-cross.

At the same time, be reasonable: If you do live in a studio, don’t get a bullmastiff. It will be shitty for you and the dog alike, and you’ll likely end up hating it as much as your first college roommate. A good, common sense rule: the smaller the place, the smaller the dog.

I have no idea what Gregg Easterbrook actually looks like. The only vision of him that exists for me is the photo you use when you highlight him.

I’m curious, surely the amount of time required for a whole body to remain viable for this sort of procedures has to be in the realm of, what? A dozen hours? And the removal of the previous head has to be done, no doubt, in an extremely intricate and perfect manner, then the living guy’s head has to be removed and put…

Jalapeno’s don’t exactly have “their own juice” if you slice a fresh jalapeno, hopefully you’ll find it to be devoid of any juice.

Report: Bernie Williams still plays baseball?

“Don’t touch me. You’re a dirty hippie and you don’t get punk at all!”

Does Chevy have something against the automated car wash industry?

For example, lots of people actually skip restaurants during their trip and opt to cook local food in their hotel.

but this is not the place to discuss the relative acceptability of sandals for men.

As a person with large thighs, I want to vehemently object to Hanes Comfort Soft boxer briefs. Those bastards stretch in the thigh entirely too quickly, I loved them at first, but eventually I was spending entirely too much time tugging the wadded fabric out of my crotch as the rode up my legs.

As a person with large thighs, I want to vehemently object to Hanes Comfort Soft boxer briefs. Those bastards…

Uhm...

Somewhere in a secret underground lair Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell are furiously trying to figure out how to get on the work-release roles for convicted murderers.

NHL fans are heathens and deserve to be cast from society.

If you're in the lower deck along either baseline, pay attention. Foul balls can come screaming into the stands hard enough to fracture your goddamn skull; when one comes within 20 yards of you, it's genuinely nerve-wracking.

Being from Cincinnati I followed this story a little closer, it’s completely fucked. 19 year olds shouldn’t die of cancer. That kid did more good in her last 6 months then some lazy assholes do in their entire lives. Fuck cancer.

Option One: Make dramatic alterations to a game that isn’t really hurting for viewership in order to fix talent disparity issues.

Yeah I much prefer the NBA system, where four guys stand around while one superstar drives past the five guys standing around because no one plays defense. Between the NBA and NFL I don’t understand why people hate defense so much. Low scoring games due to good defense? I like it just as much as a pitchers duel.