Feeding 60 men three times a day, five days a week, isn't something you do at Kroger.

How To Clean A Frat House, And Keep It That Way

If you're having meetings to prepare for other meetings, speak up about how inane that is.

Happened to AJ Green in the playoffs on a drive that would have tied the game, two(?) years ago. It's a virus.

Beer of the week photo seems to be missing.

I always read the Emmitt Smith thing and see it in my head as that disembodied head rambling it off. Makes an already funny segment event more entertaining.

I'm assuming her derpy little brother made that sign, and she felt bad that he exists in a natural state of stupid looking and decided to help offset the duplication of his goofiness.

You'll have this at any hotel using Guesttek. They affix an obnoxious box to the tv to keep it from being anything more than a 20 channel box. If you're within a hotels peak hours 7am - 8 or 9pm there should be a engineer there to unhook it. Use the kids as an excuse. We're not really allowed to, per our service…

How can you possibly be the most valuable player in the NFL if your efforts can't get you into the playoffs? When you play in the AFC South no less.

Mmhmm...

I had actually looked him up a week or so ago after the Bengals sat Dalton. Just out of curiosity. Only reason I knew he was on the Tits

"But I would say, there were more Belushi stories that I wish had been included."

While I see my two least favorites near the bottom, I commend you on your rightful disgust with Little Drummer Boy and I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In.

It's as bad as you can fantasize, it's Carson's little brother. He was the number three behind Carson and JT O'Sullivan in Cincinnati in 2008. He would usually look like a stud in pre-season games. But he'd totally shit the bed in the few garbage time snaps he played. If you can imagine Carson Palmer's little brother…

Somewhere Jim Irsay is laughing is drug shriveled nuts off.

I've lived in Indiana and Colorado. Indiana takes a lot of shit, rightfully so, for that Sunday lunacy. But the Colorado 3.2% bullshit is fucking out of hand. I can't buy anything besides Coors light and derpy malt garbage without making second stop. I want my eggs, milk and beer in one convenient stop.

"do the Colts really deserve a "title" for being the only AFC South team with a quarterback?"

I'm pretty sure the Colt's official model is "Golly-Gee"