Scandal really went down in quality after the Olivia-gets-kidnapped plotline. I’m not mad about this.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

Omg yes. Yes. A thousand times yes to “Scary Island”

I was sort of intrigued when I saw the original previews for this season that we were actually going to see something “real” on the real housewives, but now I have a pit in my stomach. Can we just go back to Scary Island?

Sarandon has no self-awareness and she is coward. She wants to silence her critics and figures that calling them “Trumpian” is makes her the winner.

She needs to go back to playing ping pong and hanging out with younger men. She was my idol then. Now? She can go hang out with other old ladies drinking Chardonnay at noon and complaining about shit.

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.

SUSAN:

Well, it should go ‘first’ to the person who is a better actor. My opinion is that it should therefore go to Robin Wright, because she is superior, and has been since the first season.

Yes, before him. Hers is the far subtler performance. Since day one, she’s been the standout for me.

Yaasss! The Emmy often goes to big, splashy performances. To be able to play someone as cold, calculating and composed as Claire Underwood, yet still make the character likeable somehow is a real tour de force.

Well, 2 days (it was split into different weekends). And she knew alcohol wasn’t included. And knew it was a tent. And THEN she gave them another $500.

Okay, it’s a tent—but I’d still like to inquire about bottle service!

For $9000, a group of girls could have a freaking great time at Abaco Island in the Bahamas for a WEEK, including plenty of cash for shopping and dining.

I don’t even know who that is. A quick google search, and I still don’t know who that is.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

I love how people think that saying it’s a joke somehow negates the fact they’re being racist or sexist. Who cares it’s only a joke!! Said every bully ever.

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore? How was this comment even remotely funny? One of the most powerful men in the country is a racist who doesn’t seem to understand how 101 level government works and serves under a president who knows even less. Fucking hilarious.