"You strike me as someone outgoing, pretty, a romantic lead—really the kind of girl prone to falling in love with time traveling men. You know the type. Or, you know, I see your husband trying to jog your memory of who you are. Amnesia, maybe Alzheimer's." Says every casting agent ever re: Rachel McAdams."

And it had Seth Cohen from The OC! I see only good things. Jennifer's Body was really underrated.

I did too! I loved Taylor and mini-Cooper so much more by the end. That whole fourth season was gold. But Ryan and Marisa will always have the most epic of angsty love affair. (Okay in writing this I started thinking about all of the love interests on the show, and man there were some doozies. I totally called Olivia…

Exactly! And with such extreme hate and extreme love. I would have watched a whole spinoff of Je Pense.

She is way too adorable to keep track of time and space, this girl! But this one does look great and more compelling than the Time Traveler's Wife.

The only way I could love this more would be if it starred Autumn Reeser's Taylor Townsend at precisely the same age she was when The OC went off the air, through the new magic of freezing time. I started to rely on Fake Empire for their impeccable music taste and I don't care what that says about me.

Yes. Agreed. But, now I'm concerned that Rachel McAdams seems to only be in romances that involved memory loss or time traveling or both.

Call me crazy, but this just sounds like a modern Cryano de Bergerac, but with Facebook as Cyrano? Transforming yourself into the perfect lover through the knowledge/experience of a third party is a classic romantic comedy plot. This seems sort of clever and honest about how people do meet these days. I mean the movie…

Ha ha ha! That's better than I came up with. I'm still trying to make a sexual innuendo with the number eight...

Seriously. I have like a slight little dream that the Hawaiian Tropic bikini bus will swing through and pick him up on his way to Aspen (like Dumb & Dumber) but also with his little brother and Brock, and then they will buy a Mutt Mobile and travel together grooming adorable puppies—but otherwise, yeah. Let him die…

Are you me? Well, also I watch New Girl and The Vampire Diaries, but don't hold that against me. I have not been able to get into Low Winter Sun or The Bridge.

I learned the meaning of chocolate starfish on Jezebel a while back! And I had a friend who's eccentric mother gave us the advice that "no one likes a starfish" when we were in high school. Something about that really stuck and ever since I've really aspired to be more of a live octopus.

I just want to say that when someone asked me what I thought of Scandal, I said I didn't love it because all of the characters are assholes, but that I would continue to watch it forever and ever because of Olivia Pope's wardrobe; in fact, I would watch a 45 minute runway of Olivia Pope's coats. Henceforth, in my…

And smirking little Tom Hardy! Yeah, there were a lot of reasons I was so enthusiastic about Inception, but it's gritty and realistic depiction of humans was not one of them.

So, in retrospect I see that my adorable and charming sense of humor is not coming across, because really I did mean that my brothers trained me on asshole identifiers, and I've spent at least 10,000 hours in the company of assholes, making me an expert in their traits. But sure, I can be an asshole too, that's fair.…

It's a little bit funny, because yeah. He's like an angel in the outfield, alien from another planet, too cute to be real kind of person. But I know what you mean!

It's pretty much easier to list all my crushes who did not appear in that film. Ready: Daniel Dae Kim, the man I'm currently married to, George Clooney. Everyone else incepted me.

I mean, there's something to be said for good taste and how like attracts like. But we all know Tom Hardy is kind of a slut and dated just about everyone.

If it's not me we are going to have a very serious talk later tonight.