Rob Schneider is Simon Peter(son) in, “Servant To The Game”

Ha ha, instead of starting with “As a Pats fan” statements should start with “As a horrible person”.

That’s pucking great!

I prefer pencils writers, myself

Oh, so Juneau him?

Drew

Given the NSFW tag, it appears the Bengals aren’t covered enough in this article either.

They must be really disappointed that he now openly works with the colors and the whites.

My daily fantasy would entail not sitting in traffic.

“Got a little bit of head on yourself there, Governor.” —John Connally’s assistant, November 22, 1963

As a man who has suffered from an abusive relationship (the kind no one really talks about), I found this piece incredibly balanced, thoughtful and insightful. It’s never as simple as people want to make it out to be.

The slam-ee is typically the star of most videos I watch online.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 28th state to enter the Union, but the first in your hearts and your nightmares, Texas.

I have several Nazi-era relics for a slightly different reason—they were my mom’s Hitler Youth things. It’s just a couple pins and an armband; she passed away last year at 87 and while I knew she had a few items I hadn’t seen these since I was a kid. She led a fascinating life— coming of age in WW2 Germany, losing her…

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

I’ll bet the Max you’ll Nev-er see this on MTV.

We started dating and it was like magic.

John Wall: [pops champagne]