I like where you’re going with Porsche, but I was thinking something a little more water cooled... maybe the nicest 944 s2 he can find. Even the best examples are going to top out at $25k.

Here is a good shot of four photographers ignoring the National Anthem in their never-ending quest to make the four protesting 49ers famous.

Because those aren’t better than the original.

Motherfucker got white shoes on after labor day and trying to act like he’s the fucking arbiter of anything

The gesture said nothing of significance. They didn’t pick a side on police brutality and racism. The Seahawks remained neutral, which is a lot like saying nothing at all.

The side-eye Moss gave Dilfer during his Kaepernick rant was the absolute highlight of the show.

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

Are they sure this isn’t just a cardboard cut-out?

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.

What’s more is that apparently you can now be ejected for 2 taunting penalties, but it seems you allowed unlimited personal fouls so long as they happen before the whistle.

If you implemented this at the university level, you could solve a bunch of the systemic problems plaguing higher education. Administrative bloat is a huge problem. In the past 20 years (probably more like 45, but I’ll be kind) admin has skyrocketed. Take a look at these numbers from the California university system.…

The Cleveland Indians should have “sorry guys” as their pinned tweet.

I’m a manager but I actually work my ass off (shut up, this is my mental health break for the day). Now directors on the other hand...I still don’t know what the fuck my boss does except go out to eat 6 times a day.

I just printed 5 copies of this comment, put them in a metal waste basket, set it on fire, dumped the ashes on my desk and snorted them.

It is. Play a tiny violin for the buggy-whip salesmen.

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Plus RG3 was dynamite until he ruined his leg in that playoff game. Never know what could have been, but the Skins were right to make that deal. If you can draft a superstar QB, you do it at any cost. The Colts are basically the worst team in the league + Andrew Luck, but they have gotten three 11-5 seasons, 3 playoff…

First - it was a joke. Second - I have kids. One of them broke both bones in his wrist and was more than capable of walking; but I understand that not everyone handles pain the same way. Third - it was a joke.