Are they sure this isn’t just a cardboard cut-out?

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.

What’s more is that apparently you can now be ejected for 2 taunting penalties, but it seems you allowed unlimited personal fouls so long as they happen before the whistle.

If you implemented this at the university level, you could solve a bunch of the systemic problems plaguing higher education. Administrative bloat is a huge problem. In the past 20 years (probably more like 45, but I’ll be kind) admin has skyrocketed. Take a look at these numbers from the California university system.…

The Cleveland Indians should have “sorry guys” as their pinned tweet.

I’m a manager but I actually work my ass off (shut up, this is my mental health break for the day). Now directors on the other hand...I still don’t know what the fuck my boss does except go out to eat 6 times a day.

It is. Play a tiny violin for the buggy-whip salesmen.

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Plus RG3 was dynamite until he ruined his leg in that playoff game. Never know what could have been, but the Skins were right to make that deal. If you can draft a superstar QB, you do it at any cost. The Colts are basically the worst team in the league + Andrew Luck, but they have gotten three 11-5 seasons, 3 playoff…

First - it was a joke. Second - I have kids. One of them broke both bones in his wrist and was more than capable of walking; but I understand that not everyone handles pain the same way. Third - it was a joke.

“Rub some dirt on it and keep hiking. What are you, a six year old girl in tremendous pain and maybe shock? Jesus!”

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

Why isn’t this tagged “Thighlights"?

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

Remember— getting drunk in the parking lot, eating out some obese girls ass, throwing up your cincinnatti chilli all over the tailgate tent, standing dizzily for 2 minutes for the national anthem, then continuing to get black out while cheering on human gladiators violently ruining each others health is more…

Intent is everything here. His intent is raise awareness and spark discussion about racial issues in America by not standing for the national anthem. If you’re at an event where the anthem is played, and you see someone not standing because they’re just oblivious or whatever, then you can get pissed. THAT is a lack of…

Looks like the guy bought it from here: