Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

An AZ gender reveal party cost $8,000,000 and burned 47,000 acres.

Maybe they would have been more aggressive with a better QB.

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

Doubt they will allow that many prison furloughs. 

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

Fixed! 

Luhnow’s just afraid that if he fingers the responsible individuals, he’ll spark a cival war in his front office and then the umpires will have to get involved.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

My friend, let me tell you about rec league softball.

+1 uncomfortable silence

oh no

came

...these are the same people who don’t want to embrace alternative media (i.e., Netflix, Amazon Films, etc.)

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Too much of mom’s chili

Then fucking win in the playoffs?