Luhnow’s just afraid that if he fingers the responsible individuals, he’ll spark a cival war in his front office and then the umpires will have to get involved.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

My friend, let me tell you about rec league softball.

+1 uncomfortable silence

oh no

came

...these are the same people who don’t want to embrace alternative media (i.e., Netflix, Amazon Films, etc.)

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Too much of mom’s chili

Oh, you say a lip veil is a stupid idea now, but you didn’t say so when Obama proposed it in that video Leach shared on Facebook.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Then fucking win in the playoffs?

If you don’t like them then why have you watched all of them? 

Not Pictured: The exact thing that the title of the article specifically refers to.

Yes, lets mock and make fun of the people who created Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas for not liking movies like Ant-Man.

Didi Gregorius has a back-breaking, narrative-shattering, absolutely iconic three-run bomb off best pitcher on the planet Gerrit Cole in Game 3 with the benefit of the juiced ball. He hit it at 100.3 mph (one of the hardest he’s hit this year) and Reddick caught it up against the wall.

“Paxton looked on in disbelief at what very much looked like the dinger that would cut his team’s lead down to two.”