Geaux Fuck Yourself

I’m sorry you’re married to a joyless monster.

I’m sorry to say this, but you should get divorced.

I admire Beto for taking her on like this, but he should be careful and remember the famous quote: “Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty and did you know that her dad is John McCain?”

Listen up, America - this statement:

Plus then you don’t have to deal with Frontier, which is awful even by airline standards.

Who throws a shoe? I mean really!

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

The damage from such a stupid error has to be far greater than the benefit of half-assedly trying to justify Trump’s stupidity.

Team Sky/Ineos immediately filed for a TUE.

She completely deserves to be trashed for her nonsense beliefs that are no more nonsensical than virgin birth, transubstantiation, and zombie redemption.

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Saints fan?

Just when I thought Jerry Falwell Jr. had good taste in men.

Big shout out to Rolex for sponsoring the Evil Commie Villian. =)

You have to be fucking kidding me.

You must be a very young gay man if you think there’s anything controversial about sensing Travolta is gay.

I’m sure there will be bounties of them.

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan