I carry mine, everywhere I go.

I was in an abusive relationship when I was 17. It lasted for two years. He was only a couple of years older than me, and had been through some pretty horrible stuff (sexual, physical abuse) and the physical abuse is what translated from his past into our relationship. I am a really headstrong person, and so I didn’t…

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I had someone tell me, right after I lost my husband, that they completely understood how I felt because they had just lost their dog. They are lucky I was too sad to kill them.

“I sure as hell can’t relate to their pain in any way.”

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

As much as I like Jon Hamm, I’m wondering why you hate Amy Pohler.

Ugh PARENTS these days.

I love how he was like, let’s stop talkin about vaccination and start talkin about cures as if they don’t go together in eliminating disease.

also

2+2=5

This is my favorite part, “sensitive documents were placed in the common trash where any person or animal poking through garbage could easily find and uncover such personal and confidential paperwork.”

Anti-Abortion Activists Climb Into Trash, Realize They’re Finally Home

This is a sterling example of why it’s so important that we shame and defund PP out of existence.

She is not doing her job. She does not have a “right” to have her hateful views tolerated. There are plenty of people in need of a job. She needs to be fired now.

WELL OKAY THEN.

I called them “Little foldy table number tents.”