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HI YEAH WELL THE DUDE I’M CURRENTLY GOING TO THE BONE ZONE W IS RELATED TO MARTHA AND I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO SHARE THIS INFORMATION BECAUSE I THINK IT IS SUPER COOL
Ugh, don't give Pinterest any ideas.
OH OKAY.
“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”
via Google news, I landed on an opinion piece on USA today (I clicked the wrong link, I was crying so happily) that was like, “no, don’t worry, straight-marriage will win out, it’s not going away.” like now straight marriage is banned or something.
Yeah! How dare women who weigh less than you want to lose weight for whatever reason! They make me sick too.
This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.
I’d argue that for Kanye. He REALLY wants to be accepted by white elites. REALLY REEEAAALLY.
*Grilled Cheese*
We aren't engaged yet, but I'm also in a successful LTR with my college roommate's ex-bf. They broke up because she cheated on him with HIS roommate.
There's some Steve Jobs understudy shit going on today, as you've probably seen. Our friends at Gizmodo have a very…
Also a young woman who learns from her health mistakes—remember that time she ate like two candy bars in a bathroom stall?
Yes! Do we agree that this mannequin CAN GET IT?
To her credit, you could tell me this all was Jeff Koons and I'd believe you.
Well, vegetables ARE a liberal conspiracy, you know.
Smoke was so scarred by watching this he can't stop screaming.
TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.
I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.