It is beautiful in its terribleness.

Yes, I also grew up eating family dinners every night and I have great table manners and discussion skills as a result. Nothing makes me sadder than being out and about and seeing some family with their kids staring at an iPhone to distract them from the adults, which progresses into teenagers sitting with headphones…

I remember getting into a VERY heated argument with my friend’s shockingly conservative mother (she was one of those I USED TO BE PUNK women) who told me that my stepfather ‘probably did something to deserve’ dying painfully from brain cancer. Then she said that if my parents care about me, they would have ‘made…

The only purpose for any women in FF or XXX is to reaffirm how SUPER HETEROSEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE Vin Diesel is.

yeah, Zillow uses the exact same images as Refin and Trulia. Plus there are a ton of real estate fetish websites that borrow images from them, like Old House Dreams.

TJ Miller and his girlfriend sat behind me at the Bjork concert at Walt Disney Concert Hall a few weeks ago and were rude as fuck. The concert hall is an extremely quiet place where any sound echoes horribly, so they have an intermission scheduled to avoid people getting up and down mid-show and distracting literally…

Darwinism in action

I never thought Ken could get more gay. I thought wrong.

Me: Oh look a new female comedian how interesting oh wait never mind.

They almost definitely didn’t vote for him so I’m sure he doesn’t care.

Wow a solid endorsement from a disappearing island of obsolete colonialists.

Look, I love her and think she’s great but Kamala Harris was NOT the only senator to call Jeff Cotton Hill Sessions out on executive privilege, the senator from New Mexico tried to bitch him out for it too.

Ugh I am five months pregnant why did I read this, why do I do this to myself. I’m so glad this story ended happy but I think I’ve spent 99% of my pregnancy depressed and terrified.

lol he already issued a statement saying James Comey exonerated him, I think he doesn’t understand words.

IDK. She isn’t straight but she married a man and had kids with him; she can not be a lesbian and marry a woman. What happened to bisexuality or accepting a more fluid and less defined sexuality?

My uncle is best friends with the coroner who did the autopsy on Kurt Cobain. Courtney Love had nothing to do with his death. Seattle PD know all the details. Cobain was a fucked up guy with a serious drug problem that enhanced all of his depression issues etc. I know a ton of people in Seattle at the time who knew…

Eh my friend was her nanny and regardless of what male rock stars are doing, she was a pretty bad mom.

Yeah, I didn’t do IVF or anything either, they just run in the family! I’m terrified of what i’m going to look like towards the end....

RIGHT???