Um excuse me, third most anticipated twins of 2017. I am personally expecting a boy and a a girl in October.

So by this logic, if a filthy homeless person in tattered rags decided to crash some White House gala and insisted they were a millionaire at heart, that would be totally okay, right? Because poverty is just like, a state of mind, man.

Eh from my experience that’s not true. I’m a producer and we rely on word of mouth/recommendations for work. So if someone doesn’t like you or has an issue with you, for any petty reason, they can really fuck up your career by refusing to work with you and telling people awful things. There is nothing to keep people…

I imagine that they’re just playing a medley of fart sounds but no one at the White House knows shit about jazz and can’t tell the difference.

Yep unless TMZ is going to give you ten million dollars, it’s not worth it.

Yes.

It doesn’t even feel remotely 80s to me, tbh. Until you pointed out that was the era it was set in, I would have figured modern day.

Nah, most people really adhere to the ‘any press is good press’ adage. I used to write celeb gossip and half my tips came from publicists. It was like ‘hey Lindsay Lohan is having a meltdown at The Ivy but also please can you mention how she is chewing this brand of gum?”

My mom spent my whole childhood snapping, “Are you asking me or telling me?” when I spoke (born and raised about three miles from the Galleria) and now I have this way of speaking where people always ask me if I’m from another country because I manipulate my inflections.

Same, working in LA and in the industry you see and hear shit all the time and the answer about how they don’t get out is there are major payouts and/or threats of lawsuits.

I worked on a few competitive reality talent shows, some decent, some not, and the one thing I could not abide by at all was what I called the ‘mentally ill minstrel show’ you’re talking about in point 2. Parading mentally unwell or literally mentally retarded people out to exploit their handicaps for entertainment…

If you don’t see color then why are you describing anyone as ‘n*ggers’. You should have just said ‘some non-specific gentlemen are drinking outside my house’.

I think he wanted to suicide by cop AFTER he killed his family and realized that it was all over for him.

Eh he slept with tons of women while they were married, I wouldn’t hold my breath for an amicable parting.

Oh god well I doubt they want to be honest.

Isn’t there a way to funnel the PP funds specifically towards the offices in states where abortions and proper healthcare for women are harder to come by? Obviously I don’t want to see any closed but I’d much rather see an L.A branch shuttered where people have options, as opposied to, say, Arkansas.

Agree, it strikes me as exploitation, too.

This is like a classic case of ‘if it never seemed to happen to me, it couldn’t possibly happen to anyone!’ the novel.

Yeah well you may not like his music but he’s been hugely successful/sells out venues, etc. I’m not a big fan either but my personal taste aside, no, that is hardly what his legacy is.

where the fuck is aunt jackie.