On point

Trump can’t even remember what he says from sentence to sentence.

Please leave dead baby jokes—often hilarious—out of this sordid conversation.

Lady Gaga is being generous here because Madonna is not a nice lady.

it is surprising to me that more people haven’t caught on that Trump is just dumb.

Yeah, I save my contempt for Lena Dunham. I get what Schumer’s whole problem was with that asshole writer of hers making shit bag comments on Twitter. She felt backed in a corner like if she indicted him it would be based on social/public pressure and not making her own decision. It’s easy to say ‘oh, if a good friend…

Pretty sure that guy would have held her down and asked when his turn was coming up.

“Why didn’t the journalist interview the butler?” Hmm it’s called an employee confidentiality agreement/contract maybe? Maybe a ‘butler’ doesn’t think it’s worth being sued into oblivion to comment?

It’s not even that they are morons for voting third party, it’s they’re morons for voting for any of our spectacularly embarrassing third party candidates currently running.

Wow, if this marriage of obvious convenience to protect career interests couldn’t last, whose will?

I definitely can vouch that this is not true. My friends live next door to their New Orleans house and everyone, like everyone I know who has ever met or hung out with Brad Pitt says he is an incredibly nice, friendly, chill guy who loves hanging out and Angelina is a very uncomfortable cold fish. This includes…

At the same time, Amanda Bynes definitely got the same treatment/people literally egging her on to be crazy for their enjoyment so I would say less a racial issue and more a totally gross general lack of empathy.

Because she is mentally ill and people think mental illness is funny and wacky and like dragging mentally ill people around to shock people with. It’s super sad and gross.

I’ve toured Bran castle and spent quit a bit of time in Brasov and the surrounding towns/villages in the Carpathian mountains and just an FYI, this is the first time I’ve read anything insinuating the castle had anything to do with the actual Vlad Dracul aside from the inspiration for the novel Dracula...the tour…

No, because it’s anonymous and all just ‘speculation’. I work in reality TV and sign the same disclosures. We can talk so much shit but we cannot leak audio or video footage, because it’s theft etc.

Oh good because it’s not like half the shows on TV are basing entire seasons on this.

Seriously who cares about anything else in this Twitter recap. Done. Finished.

Although I would say that for the most part, watching pampered people who’ve never worked a day in their lives struggle to accomplish basic tasks is enjoyable, in the case of ‘Victorian Slums’, it seems more inclined to do a massive disservice to the socioeconomic crises of the time.

Hmm the Victorian Slums, so I assume the women go out and prostitute while the men pass out drunk after beating their kids?

Ben Carson looks like a man who has buckled in comfortably and is waiting for the plane crash.