Yeah, this was what I was thinking. She said goodbye to 35 a while ago.

I work in reality tv. I have a couple friends who worked on Apprentice. These tapes are real. My friends have been contacted by press but if they complied they would be violating a contract and in a shit ton of legal trouble.

The female Trump supporters’ response to this has been so, so depressing.

The rendition of Life on Mars he played on his harmonica moments before was profoundly moving.

The only thing I’ve really noticed is that I have rosacea (not terrible, but there) on my face that is somewhat reminiscent of the butterfly pattern. Otherwise, he just said the markers thing and I was like ‘oh ok’ because I didn’t want to know anything else unless I actually had lupus.

Yep. Lupus is the worst. I have rheumatoid arthritis with apparently a lot of markers for lupus, and it scares the shit out of me. People spend tons of time in and out of the hospital. I’m pretty sure Braxton and i have the same doctor actually, at least his office has a lot of pictures of them at events together.

Yeah, this was exactly my thought. I very much enjoyed it but I couldn’t imagine how to stretch it into multiple seasons.

It was especially weird because my grandfather was a huge advocate against racism all of his life and intentionally employed black women at his law firm because no one would hire them. His best friend was the head of the ACLU. Being old is weird.

Is something wrong with Britney’s head? Is her hair too heavy?

I really hope that blaxploitation comment was taken out of context because eek. That’s like when my grandfather who had dementia randomly got angry one day that “they could have cast whites for these roles” on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I very much enjoyed, and by enjoyed I mean ‘thought about ripping my eyeballs out and leaping off the building’, the coverage Daily Mail offered on this story in which the headline called her ‘Miss Piggy’, something that has since been amended. I should have taken a screenshot but was frozen with rage. The whole…

It was the best. I just pictured him sighing sadly as Anne Coulter ignores his texts.

This is obviously a hoax, as he has no friends.

I hate-watched this show presumably the way evangelicals hate-watch gay porn but with 100% less clandestine boners.

Oh so you don’t remember the episode where they were persecuted for being christians and the victims of ‘reverse racism’ or the episode where one of the kids’ friends is ‘on food stamps’ but her dad uses them to buy her designer clothing (?????) so no one will know they’re poor and the whole message is how food stamps…

Please God, no more.

It’s not that they think it’s ‘way worse’, it’s that they think there’s nothing wrong with being a lying, racist cheat.

You must be one of those men who isn’t very good with money if you think Trump knows anything about business. Continuing to bounce when you fall on a trampoline isn’t exactly skill.

This is such a weird way to promote Allied.

I’ll leave this here. http://mashable.com/2016/09/10/taylor-swift-satanist-clone-zeena-lavey/#N3jB_m_o_SqI