Guy Says Thing To Make People Clap

What’s scary about Trump praising Putin isn’t the idea that he’d roll over and let Putin have his way, it’s that he thinks that’s how a president should act and enforce rule. Why do people keep not talking about that?

I feel like every story about a genius little kid attending college ends with him or being an emotional disaster and addict as an adult.

It is impossible to know how exactly to laugh at this giant dick with colossal balls. I mean holy shit come on bro.

Unless you go to Brigham Young University or somewhere like that.

As a 34-year-old who ran the leftist organization on my college campus who realizes that nothing progressive happens when we stay in a vacuum, I respectfully disagree with you.

Men: “Sexism doesn’t exist...except this misandry where women are always accusing us of sexual assault when we all know that’s just a libtard myth!”

The problem is if one of your ‘great friends’ and ‘talented writer’ dudes posted that shit on Facebook, wouldn’t that immediately be like ‘hmmm oh wow you are actually terrible and crazy’ and not like ‘I won’t care until thousands of other people voice their objection.’

Jesus fucking christ.

Wow, I don’t know why your other gave you up for adoption, but I was three and got this story from my parents, so maybe take your sad rage out on them, you crazy, lonely idiot. :)

We found out about my allergy when I was three, took a bubble bath, and had all my skin bubble and peel off. It’s terrible because as soon as anyone in an office lights a scented candle, my eyes water and my throat closes and I cough nonstop and everyone is like ‘oh you’re an asshole who doesn’t like my scented…

Yeah, because men are doing so well themselves buying garbage like Axe and shit that’s supposed to smell like a steel mill to make people think they have a bigger dick.

I have a severe allergy to scent and yes it is fucking the worst.

From what I could tell, the only difference was the scent. I guarantee if I used the mens’, given its goal is the same, I would have the same results, but FUCK KIEHLS.

But it’s not about the packaging, it’s about the way the product is somehow supposed to be ‘different’ and ‘for women’ when in fact it is completely not. It’s manipulation and people should be aware of it. If I used the men’s eye stuff, I wouldn’t grow chest hair and a beard.

Meh. Color aside, my husband is Kiehl’s addict and tried to encourage me to try their products. The eye cream for woman—THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING, IN DIFFERENT ‘GIRLY’ PACKAGING THAT GOES IN THE TRASH—was FIFTY DOLLARS MORE. I had a very embarrassing meltdown in Nordstroms over the ridiculousness of it all.

The song really makes the video work.

Recently, I was at lunch with coworkers who were marveling over a psychic we’d had on a show, and I was like ‘it’s called cold reading, here’s how she did it.’ (I was present, I’ve studied this shit for ages) and none of them believed me, so I was like, let me demonstrate and it was EXACTLY like that South Park where…

I think that would take at least a couple of centuries. And possibly a nuclear holocaust to completely wipe the slate.