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In 2014, former Tennessee lawyer and Christian electronic dance music producer Mark “Chris” Sevier filed a motion in Florida arguing that if same-sex couples “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire… then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object,” in this case his “porn-filled Apple

Yes. If your marriage is on such shaky grounds that the mere act of getting a soup & salad with a female is enough to break your bond, mayhaps you have bigger issues.

Yeah, I find the tidbit about not going to events where alcohol is served without her the weirdest part. Like, not even just “don’t drink without me” but “don’t be around alcohol at all without me.” That is the least normal thing here. What the hell did Pence do the last time he got drunk without Mother there?

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my

My husband’s reaction to this story - “So Mike Pence is a raging alcoholic who can’t keep his dick in his pants?”

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

Why does no one in that family know how to smile like a human? My God it’s like they never saw a natural smile in real life. Oh wait yeah that’s probably it.

“Heck, I divorced that first wife—what’s her name? Ivanka, honey, what’s her name? Right, Ivana—because she was better at running that casino thingy. Can’t compete.”

Can you imagine a world where Donald Trump had to compete against a woman? Why, he’d have to cheat and steal and lie to win in that matchup.

For real. Anyone who presents as that homophobic has dreamed of having a dick in their mouth.

And just think, if he’d pushed for MJ decriminalization in his state, he probably wouldn’t have been fucked with by the cops in teh first place. It’s hard when your own evangelical bias conflicts with your active hypocrisy in real time.

In Australia people don’t tip. But that’s because workers earn enough from their base salary to live off. The prices of the food do reflect the difference in wages, but it’s still a far better system. The economy always does better when lower income families have money to spend, because they always spend it, which

Someone should really suggest he put a plastic bag over his head and demonstrate the “benefits” of CO2. I would pay to see that.

Getting rid of environmental regulations to save coal jobs is like getting rid of animal abuse laws to save the horse and buggy industry when cars were invented.

I believe his daughter if she says her father didn’t own a gun.

Nope. The devil put that footprint there to trick you heathens into....I don’t know? The motive part is where I always lose the narrative with all conspiracy theories.

Comey is responsible for Comey’s actions. No one else. If the Weiner laptop hadn’t existed I’m pretty sure he would have found some other way to attempt to throw the election to Trump.

If Comey is a neutral player he would have let the American people know that one of the candidates was under investigation for

yeah, I’m majorly side-eyeing her right now. It’s one thing to want to stay even after cheating with other adults. Sure, work it out. Good luck. But another thing entirely to have sexted a 15 year-old! That is when you shut it the fuck down. And I get that just shutting off feelings is not always possible immediately

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