Sometimes I have a glass of wine, sometimes I eat something delicious that’s califoric and sometimes I smoke pot. While none of those things are healthy I maintain that doing unhealthy things that give you pleasure from time to time should not be a source of shame.

It’s baffling to me as well. But in certain ways its a fundamentally natural result of subscribing to the idea that “boys will be boys.” Which, shit like this makes clear to us, victimizes boys, too.

No one can fight to give people rights they already have. Other people getting the same rights you have does not mean you no longer have them. It cannot be said too much that loss of privilege does not equal loss of rights.

Dear everyone: SEPARATE YOUR CHURCH AND STATE.

And they’ll whine about how all these loopholes just closed, but they’ll still bitch about “the filthy socialists”, welfare, and how we basically shouldn’t help anyone. Their continuing hypocrisy will at least be amusing, I guess.

They think a wedding means they can still hold their head up in public, as if everyone doesn’t know that children only get married because of a pregnancy that started out of wedlock anyways.

Deciding her best friend shouldn’t get married or she’s in love with him is a shitty thing to do. Being excluded from your best friend’s pre-wedding weekend getaway because you have the wrong body parts is a shitty thing to do.

Can someone explain to me how getting married after after committing the sin somehow makes up for it? You make a mistake when you're 14 and then are saddled with a rapist for a husband for the rest of your life? Yes, that is what a loving god would want to happen. Makes sense.

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

We’re raised not to murder each other. And people do it all the time.

Awful people have great marketing.

Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.

Yes, let’s debate without the female front-runner and then ironically donate the proceeds to “women’s health issues or something.”

All I got from this is Johnny Depp is single. And I am celebrating this news by pulling out my old 21 Jump Street Tiger Beat centerfolds and finding a witch who does love spells.

They didn’t even make it to the ‘one month for every year of our age difference’ stage of their marriage.

Luckily, I slept through the alarm.

The victim had better actually shoot their abuser though, otherwise, they’ll just get thrown in jail

Man accepts friend offer from a “hot girl” he doesn’t know. Gets what he deserves for being stupid.

I have a good friend who is perpetually broke. If I ask him to go do something, I’m picking up the tab 90 percent of the time. And I don’t care at all, because I am fortunate enough to be able to afford it, and fuck, it’s just money. Money is a hell of a lot easier to make than a good friend.

“Clean like you’re at your parents’ house” isn’t necessarily good advice. A lot of people have mothers who picked up every dirty sock, plate, glass, etc.