That’s what I do. Complaining to a manager is generally more effective because most servers would assume a bad tip is more reflective of you than themselves regardless of any reality. Most servers also have other co-workers to share their tips with, sometimes that’s an honors system of what’s made but more often it is…

I will also up my tip by a few bucks if I only end up drinking water, it’s the same amount of work as bringing me another beverage that would pad my bill.

I didn’t want my stuffies to be jealous of each other either so I insisted on sleeping with all of them to the point there was barely any room on the bed for me. I also took the outside so if anyone fell off, it’d be me. A high school friend and I had a theory that how we treated our stuffed animals was reflective of…

“President Trump is committed to reducing the federal footprint in education, and that is reflected in this budget.”

I am weirded out by all the “left out of metoo” claims. I haven’t gotten the impression that we are intentionally leaving some women behind so much as we just haven’t gotten to cover it all yet because we are just gaining momentum and the scope of the problems are seemingly infinite. Like everyone, yes please join us…

I imagine they all smell like slightly burned skin, a permanent under layer reminiscent of the first use of some undusted heaters with a hint of singed hair.

Tom and Gisele look like siblings to me, it really skeeves me out. 

The first time I saw a black bear in the wild it was about 50 feet from me and all I wanted to do was cuddle the dude. I stood there there staring dumbfounded, then tried to get my camera. After trying to get a few pics I swear he gave me a dirty look before moving to the other side of the bush to lay back down where…

I like to imagine both books will be completed and released simultaneously, figuring it would be hard to break up the home stretch without contemplating the entirety of the journey to completion. I think it’d be a good move too, he’d break records having 2 best sellers on the charts.

Yes! Oddly I also had this same conversation with someone “from” Pakistan. “From” is in quotes because when I ran the same routine back to him I discovered he was born in America, it was his parents that immigrated from Pakistan. Not only would he not believe that being born and raised in America made me consider…

Also, why are her questions only being answered now if everyone cares about her feelings so much?

Still waiting on salons to add menstrual extraction to their list of services.

Ha! Yes, I definitely read it as genuine confusion on your part and was trying to include you on the long running joke in case you were new around here.

I would like more romances that don’t focus on the sexually innocent or (mostly so) heroine too please, it’s such a tired trope that remains pervasive.

So you agree it’s a no-win situation for him when really he could totally win with some recognition of where he went wrong and a sincere sounding (albeit hollow) apology rather than doubling down on the self-serving preservation of his perceived image?

10 years she knew him. It’s like you can never know dudes long enough. I knew my old college roommate for 10 years as well before the night he cornered me and forced his hands down my pants, pathetically fumbling until he jerked himself off to completion. It was especially shocking thinking you know someone so well.

It doesn’t, it’s just a running joke how often men will use female family members as buffers for how they can’t be sexist or the realization that other women they’d like to spew their misogyny onto could be another man’s female family member, you know how we’re not actually people and only defined by our relationships…

Octavia Butler! Parable of the Sower was particularly poignant right down to the president running on a “make America great again” platform catering to corporate greed... oh, you were looking for escapism lol

Wish I’d come here sooner, I could’ve told you folks around here don’t take kindly to rhythm method success stories but your story could be mine. I gave up on prescription birth control towards the end of college (after trying so many kinds), and condoms irritate me. I am not allergic to latex but must be super…

Let’s not forget studies say married men live longer than their single counterparts while single women live longer than their married counterparts. By entering a heterosexual marriage a woman is quite literally giving her husband years of her life.