Ha! I would just convince myself those are bleach spots.

This is why I close the lid before flushing! Probably only minor in actual prevention but I will drop things in the toilet if the lid is not down anyway. Added bonus that it’s more fair, whether you’re a stander or a sitter, you have something to lift up and put back down.

I’ve dated guys that do it and one guy who looked forward to it, but I never hear women talking about it so I can only speak for myself. I don’t need it but I can enjoy it, and I can also understand why many women don’t like any play at that time. We’re pretty much ingrained with the notion that everything “down…

Yes! I am insatiable the day before start to the point I just know the next day will be day 1. I am turned on all throughout and for a good 3-4 days after, then could go either way until ovulation day. That boon is generally 2-3 days, and then back to could-take-it could-leave-it mode. TMI? I think I just realized I…

My sister keeps a set of period sheets. I have a set of period towels. Hydrogen peroxide is a bleeding girl’s best friend. May your nice sheets last forever! Don’t wash sheets with towels, I read the competing fabrics wear on each other and the towels win.

The Instead Soft Cups can be worn during sex. I am told it “feels cool.” It’s not 100% when super heavy but still way less messy than freestyling it. I generally freestyle it, we just thought it’d be cool to try. Hydrogen peroxide is my best friend when I’m in my cups! I’d be too afraid I’d lose one of those up there.…

Let’s face it, these guys are basically the real president anyway. Best have them up front where we can better see them.

A gift card isn’t tacky and I believe straight up cash is not unusual. A lot of unexpected expenses come up during such trying times, I think giving cash was an actual thing. A prominent and popular (and decently well off) member of my local community had passed away and the flood of cards was staggering to the point…

The oldest and second fattest president ever!

I think we need a white-feminist-tears mug over here!

Honestly don’t understand why this can’t be offered at salons.

Thanks!

True. I suspect he doesn’t even wash it though, just gets it “styled” weekly under a dome dryer at JC Penny just like my nana used to do.

Thanks so much kind internet commenter!

I think he’s purposely clogging the swamp drain.

Ooh where? If you come across it again and remember to share, I’d be most grateful!

We should’ve known his first major concern as president would be getting his social networking house in order. Probably why he can’t really start work until Monday.

He looks ready for a proctologist.

I love my fanny pack, got my sister and I matching ones. They’re Guess?, leather, with chunky zippers, a chain belt, and leather bow. We’ve both used it dancing, she has hers for riding b*tch, and I last used mine for my important stuff on the plane so I didn’t have to fish purse items out of my purse jammed in my…

The death metal dog just wants to argue even if you agree, don’t bother engaging they will intentionally misconstrue anything you say only to hone in on a slightly tangential point for the point of finding one way, any way, in which you might be wrong.