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Yu-Be is the only non-edible thing I use on my body because it’s the only thing that consistently and reliably (as well as quickly and miraculously) works on my toughest dry spots to the point it cannot be replaced. I get the jars (which last forever) but they do seem to have lip-specific packaging. Never before has a

I suspect keeping peen out of the spotlight falls in an adjacent category to keeping women chaste. Men don’t want their women to suspect they might be missing out on something. If (when) we see or experience even a fraction of the variety out there we have a basis of comparison. I’ve heard of stories of otherwise

I am a hugger but I am also aware people have boundaries, and think I have pretty good read on people in general. I wouldn’t claim a 100% track record as I’d never claim to be perfect. That said, there are often opportunities to hug someone upon introductions. The biggest one that comes to mind are all the amazing

I got into with someone I thought was a friend about how he “keeps being accused of sexism” because he doesn’t like Hillary. I posted something neutral about, multiple comments later I point out that “not liking her voice or smile since the first time you saw her speak as first lady sounded a little misogynistic, no?”

I am enjoying all the right wing press today reporting on media bias, and the unethical media.

Are quesadillas then paninis? Are paninis just hot sandwiches? Are burritos just roll-ups or wraps? Are roll-ups and wraps burritos or sandwiches? How are tacos sandwiches if you can’t cut them diagonally? I’m just trying to understand here. 

I am curious if age plays a factor in the heel wearing preferences of women. In my experience younger women love their heels and it adds to the finally grown up and powerful feeling they can bolster, and then as women have some experience under their belt the heels prove impractical and not worth the bolster and our

Yay! It really changed my life so I’m happy to spread the word. I hope it is as good to you as it has been to me, especially being so daring as to take the advice of an internet stranger!

Ted Cruz can’t even count past 2. Why is no one harping on the fact that he has two “second” points, omg!

I don’t know what’s happening here!?! Not only do I wash my legs and feet in the shower, I wash them in the sink before going to bed (from the knee down, if I’m not already showering before bed). Maybe not so much in the winter when my legs and feet are covered, but I walk a lot and that kicks up dust all over my legs

I don’t even understand who he is that he gets a platform to discuss his selfishly asinine “reasons” for physically assaulting people. It seems this is not the first time either, why is this predator not in jail? And yes, I would consider him a predator, this is not how one provides “commentary” and it seems like his

The skin from the sides of my nose down to the sides of my chin used to dry, crack and peel every day, year round until I started using Yu-Be Moisturizing Skin Cream (a little orange and white jar I have found on both Amazon and Sephora). A jar easily lasts me over a year since I only need to use a tiny amount on the

I use whole foods brand body lotion with just a dab of coconut oil on my dry frizzy curly hair and it works wonders! Sometimes will use slightly more coconut oil mixed in for the ends. Still cannot believe how many years and how much money I wasted on specifically hair products. Never came across one that left me with

Yeah I think it’s why I am so reluctant to sign up for Uber, besides that I’d have to have my location turned on in my phone, it seems the driver would have my exact address, not just a general idea. Combine that with the idea that it seems anyone could sign up to be a driver... I had a guy take me the long way to

Yup, haven’t called for delivery for over 5 years. The last time the delivery guy used my number the day after to call and ask me out. Was scared for weeks because said I no and he knew where I lived. Rarely take cabs and when I do, always go to a nearby intersection so they don’t know where live... too many bad cab

It was random and specific enough for me to presume that’s his fetish.

You joke but my best guess at alien life is that in fact. Humans are the embarrassing result of horn dog aliens mating with primates then hightailing it when we, the evidence, were produced. That also explains why we have never found the “missing” link.

I work with a lady who would complain about squatters and complain about hearing pooping sounds. I finally called her out on it. You can be annoyed by one or the other but not both!

I think you think I mean I’d be outside PP or other places forced birthers protest, no I mean people with real information should be protesting outside of all of those fake-you-out-places that actually offer no real medical care and try to make woman feel guilty for even thinking abortion might be an option.