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How do I downgrade this comment nicely? Bras are the worst and no one should be forced to wear one ever for any reason.

I knew a girl in college who said she lost her virginity at the age of 6. She said it was a neighborhood boy only slightly older than herself. She said she didn’t look back on it as anything sinister. That it was just one of the many things they did to play. It wasn’t until later in life she learned what sex was and

Sexual organs are literally referred to as privates.

Why aren’t my privates considered private if I am in public!?! (Rhetorical)

This reminds me of the delightful time I spent reading reviews on food.com for their ice cubes.

Don’t forget, women are the emotional ones!

First road trip with my sister's forever-man we were joking about what a brat my teenage nephew was being and how we were going to leave him on the side of the road at the next bear crossing sign. My nephew knew we were kidding, but her honey obviously was not sure. When we started coming upon a bear crossing sign we

I totally understand the disconnect. On one hand, what an a**hat. On the other, yes -sometimes I can't help but think all these pathetically frustrated "men" are also victims of patriarchal thinking and rape culture and because they're not allowed to feel things it is doubly confusing to reconcile as they "can't" turn

I was so mad when I got invited to my friend's wife's bachelorette party and not his bachelor bash. I didn't know his wife that well at the time or any of her friends at all. It was him and all our other college roommates at his party I knew and was friends with. I lived with 8 dudes for 3 years in college and his

I get what you’re saying completely. While I agree statutory rape laws are necessary, I do think if the teen Insists (being the operative word) it was mutual and nothing sinister, it should be taken into consideration. I have no appreciation, then or now, for people telling me how I experience my experiences. I

So does the lack of Jennifer Lawrence mentions mean that's finito? I hope so, she deserves better!

The last time someone said that to me I replied that I think they just answered their own question.

So are all women basically wards of the state, or just their uteri? Honestly cannot think of another body part that requires legislation.

Yes! I have seen some people go the sweet route and add brown sugar and/or cinnamon, but in my opinion your garnishes are the correct ones. I will also add bacon if it's available.

I am sorry, that might be me. Breast fascinate me, even on men, because I don't have any and am short so they are usually in my face too. I find myself staring at crotches as well when I'm sitting on the train and they're at eye level. If I catch myself being a pervert I stop but it's usually too late after I've

The grass is always greener. With small boobs fitted tops and dresses are baggy on top. I joke that people aren't looking At my breasts, they're looking For them. I basically feel bad for women no matter their boob size, because no matter what, we can't "win."

(When they are done, or not interested in, procreating.)

Vasectomies are hot, every man should get one!

I am really jealous of her purple quilt.