I fly through ATL somewhat often and I can’t fathom why in the hell someone wouldn’t use the plane train. That’s the definition of insanity. ATL is fine and also has some of the better Delta Sky Lounges. 

It’s ONE banana, Michael, what could it possibly cost?

Don’t forget that news media relentlessly hammered one candidate for their age, while barely mentioning the age of the other candidate, and now that the first candidate has dropped out, all talk of anyone being too old has completely vanished, even as the remaining oldster can barely speak a coherent sentence.

“Do those empty Monster cans and Dollar General receipts come with the car?”

Lmao I bought a Ford from Koons back in 2017. The plate frames and the dealer sticker came off with the utmost quickness. 

Len Stoler... it’s just implied in the name?

As one of the few large dealerships in the DMV area that doesn’t have an offensive sounding name (Looking at you Koons & Sheehy), this is disappointing.

The Elon Musk business/legal strategy.  

Harley Davidson should sue this guy for not buying a Harley.

I read his Wikipedia as soon as he was picked. He’s an impressive dude. I like him. We are a military family and I would appreciate having someone in the Vice Presidency who has served this country in that way and understands what that means and the impact serving has on families and even communities. He’s been a…

I’m a teacher and I’m still waiting for the iPad to revolutionize education.

Probably “this is the vehicle we have and this is the place we live.”

I can’t speak from experience, but i’m not sure where else you would go.

Epic prank, Larry!

Hot take: maybe third parties in the United States would be taken more seriously if they didn’t nominate total fucking clowns.

FYI Larry David introduced Cheryl Hines to Kennedy.

I hope that whenever Larry David sees Cheryl Hines he gives her a ton of shit for being married to this wacko. The woman reaaalllly wanted that Kennedy name. How’s that working out for you? Pretty, pretty good?

OK, totally going to hell for this.

The F-150 that it was towing was experiencing the exact same forces on the other end of the chain, and was completely unscathed. Any body-on-frame pickup truck from the last 30 years would have been fine.

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