Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

sure, these are hypothetical, but they’re based on what internet providers have already done even with some regulation. waiting and hoping is a dangerous move if you’re worried about this issue

If only there were a veteran quarterback with a career rating in the high 80's who could be plucked off street!

sweet! Do Stone Mountain next.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

It wasn’t exciting, but it wasn’t as boring as the rest of the 1.5-mile races have typically been, either.

You didn’t watch the race. You have no right to call the race boring, sleep-inducing, or anything else.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

We as a country and society need to get serious, overhaul and modernize everything.

Ask Ken Lucas.

That’s where the UNC Board of Governors should come in. A state flagship like UNC is clearly too big to fail. That large and that old, it would have to, literally, open a diploma mill for thousands of students to have its accreditation threatened. SACS could pass on the athletics question, the NCAA could pass on the…

if he’s doing well in life he’ll be a functioning alcoholic, whether he ever takes a drink again or not.

Just want to point out, again, that the NCAA rendered its decision on Beverly on the same day it simpered to North Carolina’s horseshit reversal, and threats to sue, over the legitimacy of the no-show classes propping up the eligibility of its revenue-sport athletes.

A player ineligible because he went to class, and…

Brian Cashman: So, zombie Billy Martin, let me explain how we handle pitchers now. We usually have a set pitch count ...

OK, I’m gonna flip all the cards! We have a winner.

Bless your heart.

“For the record, I had nothing to do with that.”

Yeah, that’s not huge a threat to national security issue or anything.

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

“Doctorale Thesis” sounds like a pretentious microbrew they would serve at a college bar. Probably a double IPA or something.