Hey racism doesn’t exist anymore man, they can use the same water fountains as us now and they can vote.

“by the way im not white”

Actually, Cingular was an offshoot of Ma Bell which was created when the DOJ ended AT&T’s monopoly and forced them to split into regional companies. So essentially they were always the same company.

U R WRONG; BOTH THE RED AND BLUE ARE CONTROLLED BY ISIS AND OUR DO-NOTHING, GUN-TAKING, ILLEGAL-HUGGING, ISIS-HIGH-FIVIN, LIPSTICK-ON-A-PIG....IN, CHILD-KILLIN, GAY-LOVIN POLITICIAMINS THAT DEM LIBTARDS KEEP ELECTIN. U CAN GET OUT IF U DON’T LUV MERICA AS MUCH AS I DO AND WHAT MY NARROW-MINDED VIEWPOINT OF THAT…

Well damn. Where are the soldiers coming to kill me for being Catholic and gay?

If I could, I would put you in prison for that opinion.

“Hopefully it is an isolated case.”

No. No its not.

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

Why the hell do Iowa and New Hampshire get to set the tone for our presidential primaries? Those states suck and they're full of goobers.

A $100,000!?

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

If you think Von gets excited about farm animals now, wait until he learns to read.

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

Clearly he didn’t read the warning...

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

This is an EU country, not Armenia.