If you squint, you can almost imagine a RR Phantom Estate.

When I was in third grade, I drew a Countach in my notebook and the teacher got mad at me so I blamed in on my friend. Then in 5th grade I brought my Hot Wheels collection to Sunday School and the pastor took my rocket car called Hellraiser and wouldn’t give it back. But the worst...the worst of all...was the time I…

Its Evan, asshole. And i’m not smiling.

Since you also appear to misunderstand what Due Process is, let me clarify. Due Process is a thing that the Government must give you when it takes an action that affects any of your rights.

These are always dumb because there is no right answer except mine.

If Les got fired today who would you want replacing? Not being cheeky, just curious as to who LSU fans have their eye on.

You turned her down?!?!

“They’re trying to tell me, ‘You’re going to be at home while we’re in the playoffs.’ I don’t care.”

Shut the fuck up, you absolute moron.

Your analogy would work better if weren’t for, well, white supremacist Cardinals fans.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

As a car guy who lives in DC I can assure you not having to drive is a perk of the job.

I hear he used to bring flowers for Algernon Crumpler.

Cam Newton is that guy that has the hot girlfriend, is super smart, never stutters, never trips on a curb, never screws up. And you hate him because on top of all that, he’s done absolutely nothing except be gracious and kind to everyone. That, and he’s so friggin’ likeable! So you are forced to hate him, only because…

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

This is testament to the level of intelligence of said Trans-Am fans.

Jesus is the only one who can perform miracles, like having a perfect 15-1 season.

When you find out, let me know. I’ll then be able to pinpoint the beginning of the fall of man.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

you use an analog tire pressure gauge and get right side off by 1.5psi causing loss of control and wild curb jumping