There isn't a better beard around the Seahawks than Ragnar's. Well, except for Ciara.

I had historic plates on my ‘88 Volvo 245 in Glover Park. It didn’t have a battery in it for 2 years.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

Lee-Lo & stitches

Yunick’s Basketball in the gas tank, or his 11 foot fuel line.

She’s pointing out that the awful sir’s keys came out of his back pocket and are lying on the ground.

THIS. MPG is a stupid rating. The euro-world has it right with l/100km, just shift the units to something Americans are comfortable with and suddenly everyone starts having heart attacks about how much better a Mazda CX-5 is than a Ford Explorer and the shine falls off the Prius when they realize they can get 90% of…

look at the context. Here's a Naval Aviator trying to get back to the flight deck in a GodAllMighty sandstorm. Anybody deducting points because he trapped on the 3 wire versus the 2 wire should have the pencil shoved up his ass.

Code brown in every possible way.

She’s a good driver.

Dry cleaning costs can easily be explained by the wedding dress, my wife bought her dress at a trunk sale for $1,500 and it cost $500 to dry clean it. I can only imagine how much a WAG would pay for $50k wedding.

Yeah jeetz

Shots at RFK usually don't miss

You should be good for another 100 000 miles.

Cool list. But where do the bodies go now?

I, too, got the family discount for my ’88 245 from my mom and paid $3k in ‘95. In ‘99, I was driving home from college classes on my way to work when I was stopped at a light near a high school. I was nailed from behind by some 16yo in Dodge Neon R/T squealing out of the HS parking lot. He never even hit the brakes;…

My first car was a 98 S70 that I paid half of its current worth to buy it from my father ($4k for an 8k car). Crashed it within three weeks on heavy rain ramming an acura tlx that double parked to wait for “his gf”. I hit it from behind. The S70 travelled halfway through the TLX (no joke I was scared I hit the rear…

It was more from their tractor division than their Automobili division... and i love it.

Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beemers... and minivans
Over 600 cars, trucks, SUVs... ARE YOU LISTENIN’, MAYNE?