I’ve owned a FiST, FoST, and currently a FoRS. The RS is a far better car than the other two. The FoST can be had for cheap, but I’d go Civic Sport. Its more comfortable, with a better interior, and you don’t need a flat cap and vape to own one.

To be fair, a Neon SRT4 decided to unalive itself on the back side of my Volvo 245 20+ years ago. The engine bay looked much like the one in the picture with mere scrapes on my plastic bumper.

For $6k you can get half of a decent paintjob. FIFY

Counterpoint: There are no good looking crossovers.

I used it on a rental in Scotland last year. It caused more problems than my manually turning the brights on an off by hand.

Not even a competition.

Yes?

As someone with two nonrunning Volvos in their yard, NP.

I will walk to DC before driving 95.

This is likely my next purchase.

Hot teak: Beyoncé is an amazing performer and showperson. Possibly one of the greatest ever.

You mean besides Dulles?

People who drive Dodges are idiots and always riding dirty.

Yup, NFW any version of a stock Camaro reached 199.

It’s almost like they don’t care.

I’m so considerate, I fold them back down and push them in for them when I pass in a parking lot.

Chevy Celebrity. 

You mean better made shitty sandwiches are still shitty?

Objectively white is the ugliest car color.

Shorter, narrower, and weighs less than a MINI Clubman, so .. mine?