I, for one, hope beyond all hope that Kimmel sues Rodgers, McAffee, ESPN, and his bosses at ABC & Disney.

Yeah, I can only imagine that’s how game shows (with nearly all contest-related reality shows are treated legally) have fairly standard rules around contact with others and potential breaches interfering with the game.

Adam Carolla did it best with a lift that came up from the garage so that he could admire the car in his office.

Retuning to set?

DC has been doing this for decades.

And yet the closest self-wash carwash to my house in Charlotte is 10 miles away.

He also filed a police brutality suit against the cops that arrested him.

Art imitating life imitating art imitating life.

So basically, IndyCar needs someone in the front office to attend a freshman-level marketing class and take good notes.

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Slow Joe Crow knows.

I’ve lived in Wilmington. The traffic is quaint there. But you’re right, the roads have been shit for at least 30 years.

Welcome to adulthood and the joys of trying to consume content.

This will be the company’s lasting legacy.

Welcome to Charlotte, where we have Brodozed, angry eyed, Carolina Sqauted Wranglers and SUVs only ever occupied by one person that take up 1 1/2 lanes.

I loved Goon.

Wrong guy. You’re thinking Mohammed bin Salman.

I like to imagine a world where Anthony gets kicked out of the band after Mother’s Milk and they hire Mike Patton as their new lead singer.

Their pensions. End of list.

Good.