I hope the image used in the header aren’t the three “heavily modified” cars the author saw in the lot. Those are fairly middle of the road mods for any car I see in North Carolina. If wheels, tint, stickers, and — I’m assuming — an exhaust is considered heavily modified, you might want to get out more.

This article seems like one long humblebrag: I work in tech, I have an electric Harley, I got the iPhone 14 Max Pro, I have friends and a mom.

I worked at Blimpies in high school. The CEO had a beach house in Wilmington, NC. Those were the only location I was aware of outside of the NE in the 90s. The subs trounced Subway by every measure. Poor management led to the demise.

9000% not his call. Although, I bet he woulda fought an agent to get on a train.

Same in NC. I think it’s a southern thing.

So he’s moving back to Chevy after 15 years. It’ll be easy to to the coverup tattoo for that #18 to an 8.

This. Our 2019 Outback will be paid off well before our 11yo starts driving lessons.

And now the headline is legible.

Is this the manliest vasectomy in history?

Several hatchbacks listed as wagons and no Volvos? Huh.

The correct answer is all of them.

I second the Outback. It’s the perfect family hauler.

Exactly. A four door shooting brake is the definition of a wagon.

How does a town without a gas station, any restaurants, or even a stop light write any tickets at all?

Ummmm....

That’s a 1983 model.

Came here to say this.

People who want a Volvo buy a Subaru because they still make wagons that cost less than $35k.

Nissans and Dodges. This is my shocked face. :|

17 years? Rookies.