With two kids and a big dog I go with:

An early 60s British two-seat convertible or a Ford Lightning.

She dated Ryan Reynolds for four.

For the lizard people reading this article afraid to set their dials below 70, many doctors and sleep specialist recommend setting your temp between 60-67. Its gotta be below 65 before I can to sleep; below 62 if I have to wear clothes.

Air Canada — I spent 24 full hours trying to get from Dublin to Charlotte — delayed flights, luggage delays, customs delays — only to end up in Atlanta and still had to shell out for a hotel, extend the dog’s care, and rent a car to get home.

1974 Motortrend Car of the Year - Mustang II

Nah. He’d rather spend $10b just to fuck em.

It was 1999, I was 22, $10,000 seemed like a million, and I didn’t really have a place to put a non-running 1980 930.

Did this in a hipster bar in DC in the mid-aughts. Was there with my wife hanging with her coworkers and satellite friends that were pretty insufferable. My best friend came by the say “Hi.” We proceeded to feed a digital jukebox a $20 bill and selected all Slayer songs. Bar tender came to us about 15 minutes later…

That’s a Lewis Black bit from like 20 years ago.

Cuz white people ride Harleys. Duh!

Doesn’t mean he’s wrong.

Fun Fact: It was the last iceberg.

Nope. Comfy in a straight line, but turn and the non-existent seatbelts won’t keep you from sliding all the way across the front row and out the passenger window.

3rd Gen Volvo V70, and it’s not even close.

“So instead I’ll buy a Yukon XL because once a year I might go camping and need the space.” — Person who really should buy a hatchback

Spent the weekend discussing/debating this article with friends.

Color. Every car is white, black, a shade of grayish/silver, or red.

Same in Charlotte.