It was 1999, I was 22, $10,000 seemed like a million, and I didn’t really have a place to put a non-running 1980 930.

Did this in a hipster bar in DC in the mid-aughts. Was there with my wife hanging with her coworkers and satellite friends that were pretty insufferable. My best friend came by the say “Hi.” We proceeded to feed a digital jukebox a $20 bill and selected all Slayer songs. Bar tender came to us about 15 minutes later…

That’s a Lewis Black bit from like 20 years ago.

Cuz white people ride Harleys. Duh!

Fun Fact: It was the last iceberg.

Nope. Comfy in a straight line, but turn and the non-existent seatbelts won’t keep you from sliding all the way across the front row and out the passenger window.

3rd Gen Volvo V70, and it’s not even close.

“So instead I’ll buy a Yukon XL because once a year I might go camping and need the space.” — Person who really should buy a hatchback

Spent the weekend discussing/debating this article with friends.

Color. Every car is white, black, a shade of grayish/silver, or red.

Same in Charlotte. 

Dodge Charger/Challenger. 

This was my experience as well. I did all the negotiating online.

For the last 34 years she has been known to me as Blue Thunder.

As a native of western NC, I can assure you the roads here suck. No need to come here. Nope. None whatsoever.

My favorite part is the idiots driving them around on the streets and the cops not giving shit. Maybe it has a bit to do with the color of the drivers?

Eurobeat Intensifies.

I feel left out.

FIFY