I nearly did a spittake reading it. Genius insight.

Enjoy being alone on that hill you have up north. Y’all Yankees always trying to steal credit. SMDH

Giving credit to Last Boy Scout for being tongue-in-cheek and not including Hawk is a travishamockery. I love both, but Hudson Hawk is much more enjoyable.

It’s pretty well known he’s kindof a dick in the business word.

Mayo is gross and belongs on nothing as condiment. It it tolerable as a binder in “salads” when sour cream and Greek yogurt can’t be used as a replacement.

Couldn’t make it ten more days?

A traffic circle is the technical term. A roundabout is a type of traffic circle.

Crucible Coachworks figured it out by turning it into a slantnose.

Yankee transplants in NC that don’t understand if your only going 10mph over the speed limit, you’re in the way.

Government so small it can fit right in your bedroom.

There is one (singular) inspection station in DC. It is run by the city.

DC failed me for illegal tint. They didn’t know how to read the densitometer, and they got pissed at me when I told them they were reading it wrong and proceeded to show them how to use the tool correctly. Said they wouldn’t pass me until the tint was removed. [I worked in print and photography and had a bit of…

Ford Performance 1-Day School is $1,695 at CMS. BMW 1-Day M-School is $1,750 in Spartanburg. But I think the Skip Barber might provide better racing instruction. I was lucky enough to do the Ford Octane Acadmey that came with my Focus ST out in Utah.

“Looking at these pictures I can smell this house.” — Tell me you grew up in Western NC without telling me you grew up in Western NC

He’s not the first Florida man to say “Putin made me do it.”

As someone who used to drive 495 on a daily basis, I can assure you no one will notice an additional 2,000 transfer trucks.

“Fertilizer company”

Question: Is the saggy rear side window on the soft-tops a feature or a bug?