Flavor, mouth feel, energy level, bowel movements. Just a couple reasons.

How is this news? I did this pre-pandemic.

I believe Rupert Murdoch is the wealthiest Australian man. Making Forrest the third wealthiest Australian.

The lights aren’t too bright. The are angled incorrectly. Also vehicles (Trucks and SUVs) are too big the lights placed too high.

I believe riffraff is confusing his definitions of magazine.

I think you have to put parameters around this; you can’t choose a regional chain I’ve never seen in my 4 decades of living on the east coast. I would choose Bojangles, but I know that many in this country have never had the best fast food fried chicken. (Popeye’s is trash)

I’m now hoarding in prep for the great hot dog shortage of 2022.

Keep the Miata and buy a used Subaru. The RS is also a good choice.

Huh. Who knew? Maybe that’s why it’s shutting down.

They had a website? 

There’s a reason Hitler had that ridiculous ‘stache. So his mustard gas mask during WWI would create a proper seal.

I think many are in this same boat. In North America we have plenty of space and need for multiple vehicles. Plus the lack of solid mass transportation infrastructure necessitate most to have a car or two.

I bought one of these years ago and it was well worth it -

NOT A SMALL TRUCK!!!!!!!

Yeah. I kept waiting to see them jump that road and it never happened.

Me with a 35 yo swedish car? eBay.

Yes. As a true Jalop, I bought my 5-speed ‘88 245 in 1994 during my senior year of high school. She’s still going strong and will likely never die (pictured, left).

You can take Pluto as a planet from my cold, dead hands.

I guess you never seen a 1999 copy of “Excel for Dummies” in your LFL.

I flew halfway across the country to buy my Ford EcoSomething-or-other and drive it home.