My favorite part was that one time that guy called the other driver a “facking idiot.”

Giddy up, oom boppa, oom boppa, mow mow

Except for when he famously did just that.

Big truck / SUV means small penis. It’s totally a normal size, guys; my wife assures me.

As a child of the 80s, I’ve never had a themed birthday party.

Came here to see a bunch of people discussing my beloved Volvo 240s. Left disappointed.

All of the station wagons.

Does it come with stickshifts or safety belts? Bucket seats? Perhaps.

I wish we had Utes in the States.

The Mark VI Supra.

Dodge Hellcat or Demon. Sure they’re fast in a drag race, but try turning one of those 2.5 ton boats.

How would this be any different than the numerous college football players that were signed right out of high school to play baseball going back to college after they didn’t make it to the big leagues?

North Carolina.

So the company that had to shut down truck production for over a month because the ONE supplier of specific part burned to the ground wants to adjust the supply chain to Just in Time. 

I felt that Aaron Bleeping Boone clip. That still hurts.

It’s just a long way to go to make fun of Elon’s kid’s name.

So what you’re saying is two racing drivers refused to cede their position on the track and collided. 

Shameless plug of the best two solution. <not pictured: ‘19 Outback, ‘88 F150>

Your second story is why my liberal ass still hems and haws about the death penalty.

Had a 16yo kid total his brand new Neon SRT4 when he tried to run over me at a stoplight. He was drag racing out of his HS parking lot and failed to notice the line of cars stopped at the red light. Plastic, foam, coolant, and oil were everywhere. Hood was folded up like a tent. Kid was white as a ghost.